YOU: So, how was life at the office today?
ME: Peachy. I walked around downtown Cleveland in full scuba gear, passing out blank pieces of paper to random strangers.
YOU: Blank pieces of paper?
ME: Yea, they thought it was weird too.
YOU: Wasn't it hot in the suit?
ME: A tad. I guess they're designed to be used for swimming in cold water, not for taking a stroll downtown in 80-degree heat. In this case, the term "wetsuit" applied to the inside of the suit, particularly in the ass area.
YOU: Do you do this kind of crazy shit all the time?
ME: Sure. Why, last week they had me dress as an Eskimo and walk around nursing homes while handing out paperclips.
YOU: Really?
ME: No.
YOU: So...have you found a boyfriend yet?
ME: Nope. Weird, huh?
P.S. Here is me at the conclusion of my aquatic walk of shame.
(Happy Labor Day, everyone! Catch you next Tuesday!)
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