Wouldn't You Like To Know?

For all of you expecting the play-by-play of the date I went on last Friday, you are sadly mistaken. A lady doesn't kiss and tell, or break wind at dinner and tell, or apocalyptically vomit and tell. And of course I'm not saying that any of these things did or did not happen. I'm just saying that I'm a lady. Translated: I will use a series of pictures to help illustrate the evening.

There. Any questions?