Leave it to my mom to scour the Internet for more costume pictures to add to my Menagerie of WTF? Love her. Of course, none of these gems came with titles so we'll have to improvise.
Larry Craig: Just add white patent leather tap shoes.
The Village Douche: Proudly defending what appears to be an Iowa Waffle House.
I Wanted to be a Power Ranger but My Mom Hates Me: I mean really, from the bowl-cut haircut to the turtleneck sweater to the sweat pants, to the white, white shoes--something tells me this kid doesn't need to wear a polyfoam toilet to be laughed at by all of his peers.
Larry Craig: Just add white patent leather tap shoes.
The Unfortunate Cousin: Here's a familiar character. He's family, so you invite him to your costume party. Then he waggles his private parts at the other guests and asks everyone how many piercings they think he has. Later he'll be arrested for peeing in public.
The Thing: My old dog Gussie used to eat a lot of weird stuff, including foam mattress padding, cotton balls, underwear, toilet paper and babies. Okay, I lied about the babies. But whenever she decided to dine a la carte on furniture or the bathroom buffet, her crap looked a lot like this. Otherwise I have no idea what this could be.
Sir Douche of Douchelot: Oh, this guy is the creepiest ever. You know when he's distracting you with his plush wang he's also busy ordering you a roofie colada. Sick. He's a knight to remember because tomorrow you'll be picking his ass out of a lineup.
On a separate note, do you suppose this guy counts this catalog work as modeling? Like, when he's on a "go-see", do you think he mentions that time he modeled a two-foot stuffed penis?
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