Well, I'm back from vacation. In other news, I look like a giant goddamned Strawberry Creamsaver. Yes folks, here is the visual argument for why one shouldn't apply one's own sunscreen. It looks like I managed to get the front of my arms right before I drifted off into a margarita-induced mid-day coma on the beach.
Here's another look at my aptitude as a "self screener". Note the thin streaks of pale, sun-protected skin, where I apparently suffered a small seizure and just dribbled lotion haphazardly across the back of my arms. Then note the large red areas, where my skin feels like I slept naked in a leather-upholstered convertible parked in the seventh layer of hell.
And as the day turned into night, it got even worse...
Now that's a sunburn. But damn, does my ass look good in knee-length denim cutoffs!
So there you have it. I'm back in Cleveland and shedding Mini-Cooper-sized pieces of burnt flesh. This girl needs a giant Ped-Egg, stat! Fortunately it's a sweltering fifty degrees here, so I'm pretty well protected from further injury.
Hope you all had a good week while I was turning myself into human jerky!
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