Okay, I realize that I should probably post more often. But you all could participate a little, too--I mean, I hardly get any comments anymore. And when I do, it's spam from tonguebutts like "DVD e CD", who responded to my last post about criminal assmatter dissemination with a comment like this:
"Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the DVD e CD, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://dvd-e-cd.blogspot.com. A hug."
This post is likable?? This post was about some primitive woman wiping her butt-leavings on toilet paper and leaving it on display for the rest of us to dry heave at. Oh, and if you're going to be douchey enough to assault me with multiple "smileys", choose between the classic colon-hyphen-parenthesis smiley or the modern equal sign-parenthesis smiley. Never use both, you schizophrenic dickweed. And even if I knew what the hell you were talking about, I wouldn't "gives a last there on your blog."
Finally, DVD e CD, I don't want your hug. Instead, why don't you wrap your arms around an oncoming subway train, or a menstruating badger?
How's this? I promise to post more if you guys leave more comments (note: all blogged promises void in the continental U.S.) Or, if you don't start leaving comments, I'm going to make all future posts about employee bathroom atrocities and spam (internet spam, not the meat--that would be too entertaining).
Think about it, people. Oh, and have a great weekend!
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3 comments:
Since the post about the restroom was so enjoyable, I would love to hear your take on the Ohio man who was romantically "linked" to a picnic table.
And, are you threatening me?
LOL My favorite part is that the commenter gave you "a hug" just like I am always offering =o)
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