Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Open Letter To The Person Who Used The Ladies Room On Our Floor Before Me

Dear Madame,


It's called toilet paper. It's perforated. If you have to make doodie, tear off a few pieces and wipe. Whoever told you to wipe your buttocks with your hand then reach for the toilet paper was grossly misinformed.

Regards,
Stephanie

P.S. You belong in prison.



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