What Did I Tell You?

As you might recall, I've already warned folks about the evil lurking deep within the beloved character Elmo. I had been suspicious about this red, furry angel of darkness for quite some time, but the Elmo that came complete with his own demonic, talking Italian food pushed me over the edge.

To all those who have questioned my Elmophobia, I have been vindicated! The truth is out! Just take a look at this video.

See?? EVIL! That mom should stop worrying about wrangling the demon-toy out of the child's hands and just skip to the part where she finds an old priest, a young priest and a vat of holy water. Because that child is officially with HIM now. And are we really surprised? Did you see how many freaky-ass Elmo toys the kid has? It's a wonder he hasn't already started spewing pea soup or sprouting bat wings or something.

If you or someone you know owns anything Elmo, burn it! I don't care if it's Elmo Pull-Up Pampers--those diapers will soon possess the asses of toddlers everywhere, and then there will be a mass army of babies burning down our cities with the fiery poop of hell.

Consider yourself warned. Again.