A. Lasagna lovingly prepared by Bonfilia, a blind, Italian elderly woman.
B: A medium rare filet paired with a stunning Maine lobster tail. Market price, natch.
C: Celebratory strawberries and champagne, compliments of my publisher.
D: Whatever I could find.
If you answered D, you are correct. If you answered canned tuna topped with expired Mexican shredded cheese, washed down with a Bud Light I stole from my brother, you are psychic.
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