Tuesday, March 25, 2008

I Know, I Know

I'm fully aware that it's been over a week since I've posted anything. What can I say? I've been extremely busy, what, with my modeling career taking off and everything. No, actually I've just been tied up with all this philanthropy stuff I'm involved in. Not buying that? Okay, how about I've been busy writing the equivalent of the New Testament on window and door flashing tape and haven't felt like trying to crap out some semblance of a funny anecdote or come up with another muppet conspiracy theory just to say that I've posted something? WOULD THAT BE ALRIGHT WITH YOU??

Sigh. Sorry gang. Posts are coming. I promise to dedicate myself to doing only humiliating, horrible, henious things for the next few days in hopes of coming up with a tale deserving of you all. In the meantime, please accept this video of a woman who clearly didn't make the dance team but was going to show those mean girls that, yes, she could dance--just at the skill level of a blubbery sea creature.

Thanks for your patience. Talk to you soon!

Steph

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